Friday, May 8, 2015

Survival Skills for Zombie Apocalypse

1. Cardio
To escape a pursuing zombie you will need to out-run it, and this means being in good shape.

2. Double Tap
When in doubt, don't get stingy with your bullets.

3. Beware of Bathrooms
You are at your most vulnerable while sitting on the toilet, so always take extra care.


4. Buckle Up
You won't be driving along easy roads anymore: with numerous things to avoid you need to be ready for a crash!


5. Travel Light
While trying to get away from a mass of zombies, the last thing you want is to be heaving luggage around.


6. Don't Be A Hero
Possibly the most important rule of all. Don't risk your own life just to make yourself look good.


7. Limber Up
Before going into a zombie-infested area, you will need to prepare for the impending running by limbering up.

8. When In Doubt, Always Know Your Way Out
You will always need to know the way out of every room of every building you enter, in case you are caught unaware.

9. The Buddy System
You can't always look in front of you and behind you at the same time


10. Check The Back Seat
Before getting into the car and driving off, check the back seat for any hiding zombies.


11. Enjoy The Little Things
As well as surviving all the zombies, you'll also need to maintain a happy and sane state of mind by keeping positive.

(In all reference to the film Zombieland.)


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